Toaster Strudel

When a guy jacks off on a girls stomach when she is on her period. The girl is the pastry, the period blood is the jelly, and the jizz is the icing.

George: Dude I heard Kate was on her period, did you guys not hook up?
Bill: Nah, I gave her a Toaster Strudel.

by Throbbingbloodtube November 14, 2016

Danish Strudel

The act of relaxing one's bowels and expelling carefully aimed fecal matter from the anus into an exposed fat roll of a gluttonous unsightly woman of great mass (fat person) and then proceeding to simulate intercourse using this excrement filled fat roll.

Terry: "Yo' Dave! I just Danish Strudeled fat Jane!"

Dave: "You sick fuck Terry."

by El Hombre' July 5, 2012

shuder

Something you do when talking/thinking about something that you'd rather not think about.
A shaking motion or facial expression that dipicts how much you don't like a certain subject.

Zach shuders when he thinks that he can't watch football for another 6 months.

by PtotheL February 10, 2007

Slye's Strudel

A delicious breakfast pastry, covered in the surgery honeydew of nirvana and filled with the blissful tastes of everlasting pleasure.

Also: something you, yes, YOU, will never ever get.

You: O! Me WANTZ Slye's Strudel NOAWZ!!!

Slye, owner of Strudel: No, YOU NOES HAZ STRUDELZ!!!

by Slye Scourge August 24, 2008

Shrodenfroida

Basically everything in the one package (sex that includes a blowjob orgasms ect.)

Omg last night my gf gave me such a shrodenfroida

by Lobbaly October 2, 2017

Shrodent

A bitch ass nigga that sits at his desk all day and has absolutely no dispatch game. Can typically catch this nigga masturbating to airplane parts and pigging our on two week old food in the break room.

Lieutant Shrodent please set down the month old chic fil a sandwich

by Eazydrivesimpalas October 18, 2017

shroder

means for sure, yes and i’m down

i’m hella shroder to that

by Kasjrhdhebe November 12, 2018