Canine Shocker

While standing at the edge of the bed, giving it to your wife, the family pooch pulls a sneak attack from behind and joins the party by giving you a doggy rim job. Surprisingly, you like it.

Last night I was fucking like Ron Jeremy, when FIDO entered the threesome and put me over the top by throwing down the CANINE SHOCKER.

by Mikeytee September 8, 2011

St Louis Shocker

When a man takes his dick out of a girl during sex then "accidentally" slips it into the skanks bootyhole. Named so because it has become a common technique in the St. Louis metro area.

Frank: Dude I totally pulled off a St Louis shocker on that skank brittney last night!

by theREALharryjones August 3, 2010

Shocking

Two in the bee hole one in the pee hole

Woah that was shocking

by Dubiks February 8, 2019

schuman shocker

Where u have a girl on top and you proceed to stick your oddly shaped thumb up her butthole....don't worry the third time is the charm. She will love it!!

when i first met barbs i never knew that the schuman shocker would be used and abused....

by Geoffrey Schuman February 16, 2005

shithead shocker

The act of sticking the head of a person (usually of diminutive status) in a toilet bowl full of feces and flushing away. The combination of being smothered by nasty toilet water and swirling shit makes the poor shmuck feel even worse about him/herself. (Not to be confused to the actual shocker)

Yo dude! The bowl's overflowing; let's find a poor unsuspecting punk to give the shithead shocker.

I hope I don't see Ralph and Tony today. Last time I saw them, they gave me the shithead shocker.

by Dudedude August 4, 2006

rock the shocker

While holding the ring finger with the thumb, you insert the index and middle finger in the vagina and the pinky in the anus.

"I'm going to rock the shocker on my girl friend"

by shaele May 23, 2007

shock dock

A very sensual sexual act in which a man employs a latex glove to receive the contents of an explosive liquid bowel movement. The latex glove must then be formed to the traditional "shocker" hand shape which is by definition one (the thumb) for the clit, two (index and middle finger) in the pink, and one (the pinky) for the stink. The aforementioned glove must then be placed in the freezer for a minimum of twenty four hours so the fecal matter has the time to solidify in the latex glove. At this point the latex glove can be removed and said bowel movement has metamorphosed into a tool of ultimate sexual pleasure

I cant wait to pull this shock dock out of the fridge and really make that cunt squirt

by senior shock dock February 20, 2011