Shmikel

someone of severe stupidity, runs around town in sportswear often no brand tracksuits causing trouble.

Shmikel: Can i have a fag, i can't afford my own

Passerby: no, get away from me you sicko

by cletus jase January 14, 2009

shmukadaha

Shmuck driver that is gay

That driver was such a shmukadaha

by Sandrew December 25, 2004

Shmuel

One with a fat head, most commonly called Theo.

Can be used as an insult when a fat Jew won't stop talking.

Theo: Shut up Jew, yeah what happen?

Mitchell: Shut up Shmuel

Theo: *Start crying into pillow*

by Fronkos June 2, 2021

smuke

Smelling something bad, then immediately puking.

The toilet smelled so bad I smuked.

by bawbaggery April 25, 2009

Shmokey

A motherfucker that doesn’t care about any other persons life besides his and the people he claims as his, an atheistic motherfucker that doesn’t care about the well beings of others, he’ll send any person to the god that they believe while while typically putting a blade through the other persons chest and twisting till blood squirts out.

Pussy motherfucker 1: damn you see how that motherfucker disrespected me?
Pussy motherfucker 2: yea I saw, but thats shmokey fool I wouldn’t mess with him unless you want your throat slit, that vatos crazy

by Shmokey July 14, 2019

shuke

When you're drunk and you puke and shit at the same time.

I was so wasted last night I shuked.

by byrned December 21, 2008

shmoke

the act of smoking crystal meth, also known as chonging.

E - "fuck mang, i need that crystal clear shit!"
M - "oo yup yup i got that magic stick!"
E - "FUCK, DEN WE GO SHMOKE!"

by shtonah October 5, 2009