meat shakes

1. Craving for cock.
2. Similar to alcohol shakes, but the result of eating too much meat. Cheeky!

Hey, I've got the meat shakes.
What's that, a craving for cock?
No, a result of the massive cheddar porker I had earlier.
Ooh, sounds like you might have them all week!
CHEEKY!

by CheddarPorker July 25, 2011

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The Shakes

Used to describe the uncontrollable, nervous spasm one suffers after consuming human meat.

The survivors of the Andes flight disaster suffered from The Shakes after being forced to eat their dead compatriots to survive.

by Southbound Soul May 10, 2018

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1. Any number of independent acting troupes which put on interpretations of Shakespeare's plays in local parks during the Spring, Summer, and early Autumn months. Often a great place for a date or to catch some local culture.

2. A large group of incredibly incompetent, self-absorbed people that have no consideration of others. Generally with inflated egos and the Peter Principle is at work, believing they are master of their craft when really, they are babytown frolics and cannot go out reliably without soiling themselves.

My wife and I met at a Shakespeare In The Park event.

Management is a prime example of Shakespeare In The Park, they have no idea what is going on and I am pretty sure the CEO shat himself in the last board meeting.

by PainfulTruths June 6, 2018

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