Shitroast

Similar to a spitroast, except shitting in the mouth and anus/clit by whatever means. Can be done by any number of each gender. Also used in desperation. A.K.A. Barbepoo

Babe, we don't have time to reach the shitter, can we shitroast you?

by 12345678909876543215 October 8, 2010

shitty driver

Reading ESPN, Facebook, texting, or anything else on their phone going, 70+ mph, and drifting into lanes.
Runs lots of red lights and stop signs. They wait to hit brakes until they have to hard enough for all the shit in the car to fly forward. Generally have totaled several cars, gotten numerous tickets, and even had a suspended license.

They call everyone who rides with them, particularly girlfriends, harassengers when they request that they drive like a normal person so they don't have to fear for their lives.
You tend to hit your imaginary brake and death grip the "oh shit handle" while riding with them.

"My boyfriend is such a shitty driver. We almost got into two accidents and ran a stop sign because he was looking at his Facebook. I didn't think we'd make it alive."

by terrifiedpassenger88 May 14, 2014

shitty mitty

When you have a poke-through with toilet paper and end up with brown product on your hand

Dammit Louise, you bin shoppin' at walmart agin fer the bum wipe - Ah dun gotta a shitty mitty agin!!!!

by Newfi Shunky Shack March 12, 2015

shitty bigfoot

any type of cruel action on anything weaker than you

who ever ran over that poor cat is a shitty bigfoot

by five across the face April 7, 2015

Shitrus

Combo of Shit and Citrus

When you take a shit and spray Frebreeze making your bathroom smell like Shitrus

Dad: Who sprayed the Shitrus!
Son: I did!

by BillCorridorTheGodofDankMemes November 1, 2016

Shitty Tire

Another slang term for the Canadian hardware store "Canadian Tire", also known by most people as "Crappy Tire". "Shitty Tire" is used as a replacement noun in cases where the term "Crappy Tire" doesn't quite cut it anymore

Steve: "Hey, man, is your car still at Shitty Tire?"

Bill: "Yeah, they ripped all four of my tires and need to wait 2 weeks for new ones to come in, so I can't drive it until then"

Steve: "I wouldn't take my wheelbarrow to Shitty Tire"

by Dan's Z71 March 10, 2018

shitty level

communist jon is the gayest

anyone : hi
communist jon : HI HI HI HI HI IM GAY HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SHITTY LIST WITH ALL THE SHITTY LEVEL ??????

by nicoooooooooooooooooooooooo721 March 15, 2022