asstruck shitfuck

An average North American-designed low quality heavy duty transportation vehicle. A word play crudely satirizing the vehicle model names of GMC and Ford produced trucks.Pretty much any combination of these four words can signify this meaning and be identified as such. Usually exclaimed in frustration. Careful with usage.

Stop drivin around that asstruck and go buy a Nissan.

*car breaks down*

"Goddamn this is the last time I ever buy a North American asstruck shitfuck! I am going to the Honda dealer."

by Veer January 1, 2005

shitdick breath

the foul smelling breath that occurs after a male or female has been fucked in the anus and then proceeds to suck on the same penis.

Beiss's shitdick breath wreaked of his own asshole and Priest's penis.

by DannyProvidence February 21, 2008

shitcricket

when you fart and it chirps like a cricket

what was that noise? a shitcricket.

by Unholy79 October 1, 2014

shitfuck

an expression used when something has gone horribly wrong.

another way of saying anal sex.

"did you do the project due today?" "SHITFUCK that was due today??"

"yea man we shitfucked"

by someonechanged January 1, 2010

shitflickers

Pointy shoes which are used to pick up shit and then to flick that shit into somebody's face.

"woah, look at that girls' SHITFLICKERS"
i love you ryan,u'll always be my baby!!!

by bellagry September 16, 2005

Shitfuckery

The process by which your brain is fucked and you are not worth shit.

This fucktard has a bad case of shitfuckery!

by naimon April 27, 2009

shitbucket

an annoying person, usually referred to as "stupid", or "get away from me (persons name here) can be used as an insult or as a friendly jest. Someone whos done something stupid. Literally "you have stepped in a bucket of shit " from the days in which people didnt have toilets. A witty remark.

todd man, u totally just spazed at mark, you shitbucket!

by gillian May 3, 2004