shitpit

A reoccurring red and blotchy rash surrounding the armpit. The cause and the cure for this symptom are both unknown. Some experts believe that it is due to continual usage of a certain arm deodorant and/or antiperspirant in which the person is somewhat allergic. A sufferer of "shitpit" usually decides not to switch the infecting product just for the heck of it, rather than logically trying a different product. It is a very complex disease affecting the person both mentally (insanity) and physically (red pits).

Darrell: "Dude, let's go to the Aqua-centre for a swim."

Bjorn: "Nah, I don't really want to."

Darrell: "Why the hell not?"

Bjorn: "Uhhh..... my shitpit is acting up again, it'll be embarrassing."

by Cody Murray September 16, 2005

shitkicker

A lower class white person who hails from a rural area

All of Hicksville's shitkickers gathered at the rodeo arena on Saturday nights.

by Dolphin_X April 3, 2003

shitpack

A group, gaggle, pack, flock, or herd of shitwinks. Most commonly seen and/or heard at night in ramschackle student "ghettos."

"Look at that shitpack! There must be a dozen of the little cockweasels!"

"Ah, yes. Let's plow through them with my Volvo, shall we?"

by Big Butter and Eggs Man (From Waaaay Out in da West) December 22, 2005

shitdicky

when a man and a woman or a man and his partner have had anal sex or anal sexual intercourse the smell that is left on a mans penis from the repeated entering of the anus this smell is the result of the penis digging into the fesis, shit, or do do in the anus

a man has anal sex with his wife, she then attempts to give him oral sex, but stops because she smells a horrible smell on his penis this means your penis smells like shitdicky

by yoyo45 April 25, 2010

shitpiphany

The startled feeling you have when you realize, too late, something you should/could have done differently, and usually blurt out,"Aw, shit, I could have {insert missed action here}";often occurs while gaming.

We were playing Munchkin last night and I had a shitpiphany when I remembered, too late, that as a Ranger I could have made the cyclops into a steed instead of fighting it.

by theMotherDog October 17, 2010

ShitPiss Wasted

When you're so fucking drunk, that "drunk" is no longer sufficient in describing your state of belligerence. People who are "ShitPiss Wasted" can often be found on the floor in a small lake of their own vomit and/or faecal matter and/or urine (hence "ShitPiss" Wasted), or unconsciously dancing with fucking hoodrat dirt squirrels while darting their bumholes.

Yeah, he's ShitPiss Wasted

by ChodeyMcChode November 2, 2010

Shitpiphany

A sudden realisation that feels grand and momentous but really isn't.

Hey man, you remember that scene in Point Break when the chief tells Utah that he's young dumb and full of cum? I just realised thats so much more offensive if you say it about a lady.

Wow, you just had a real shitpiphany didn't you.

by T-Drizzle-Lizzle September 7, 2017