Lemony Shitsit

The unfortunate series of events when you're sitting down to poop, and you fart just after pulling down your pants and before you sit down, leading to sitting with your head in a fresh and full-strength cloud of your own ungodly stench.

During my bathroom emergency after taco Tuesday, I had a Lemony Shitsit so fresh I wanted to puke.

by t-rud February 16, 2023

shitnitzle

your personal shit shiznit shitzle shit

Yo homey don't you fuck with my shitnitzle, or I will stab yo arse mofo.

by Nookie McDoogle October 4, 2007

shitpit

noun. A hole in the ground, sometimes with a toilet seat raised above it used as a toilet or latrine. They are usually found at bush camps, poor areas, or on large farms.

The shitpit on the farm is full of flies.

The shitpit behind those rocks has an awesome view of the hills.

by groenlig November 2, 2007

Shititude

The magnitute that something is useless or distasteful

Hayden: "I had a mexican buffet... and the taste buds still knew the difference between stella artois and Sexport even after jalapenos."

Jess: "That is a true indicator of Sexports shititude."

by haazy July 12, 2011

Shittitties

An exclamation of disgust or anger at a sporting event or sporting event on TV when a curse word does not express these feelings.

*opposing team scores a Touchdown or goal*
Fan: "SHITTITTIES! Wheres the Defense??"

or
Fan: "SHITTITTIES! Can we not make a goal today??"

by Thedamndawg January 4, 2012

shittite

A bakelite-like material used for PCB construction, so named for the characteristically interesting odour produced when the material is cut, drilled or heated (erstwhile RAF slang)

Bloody 'ell, lad, get them boots outside, they smell like fuckin' shittite

by G-Man_IOM December 19, 2013

shitbitch

Noun: The lowest quality of bitch, one who leaves a taste in your mouth similar to that of a relatively large pile of shit.

"You are a shitbitch."

by Iamtheskyking April 23, 2014