Shiny Pokemon 

A alternately colored Pokemon that people, I myself included, spend hours of their lives playing video games for. For no good reason. Shiny Pokemon don't have different stats, they just look different and are more rare. What the fuck is my problem.

Person 1: Hey I am shiny hunting a shiny pokemon rn

Person 2: Why. Why are you spending your time on earth for such useless shit

Shiny Pokemon by thatonepep July 13, 2022

shiny taco 

Referring to shaved or bald vaginas.

1.) I have a shiny taco.
2.) I love to slap shiny tacos.

shiny taco by Kris C. January 18, 2005

Shiny Object 

The distracting item, person, or activity that keeps you from doing what you should be doing.

Something unintentional or unforseen that distracts you from getting anything done or goals accomplished.

Marlene was working at peak efficiency when opening up her email became the "shiny object" to her day.

I really wanted to be productive this weekend, but my kid getting sick became my shiny object.

Shiny Object by ADHD Fabulous June 3, 2009

shiny-happy

A so-called "normal" person who shuns the feelings the rest of us have, stigmatizes our solutions, and would take away our right to self-terminate, calling us selfish or immature or incapable of deciding our own destinies.

He was totally going to bleed to fruition, but some shiny-happy found him and called 911. Now he'll be in therapy making other shiny-happies feel good about themselves.

shiny-happy by ASH September 20, 2004

shiny shit 

Adjective Preston slang for that "devil may care" attitude

Use of shiny glamourises the shit and raises the level of merely 'Giving a shit'

"You weren't at lectures today and missed some important work"

Reply "I don't give a shit! In fact, I don't give a shiny shit"

shiny shit by Foregone Conclusion July 30, 2006

Shiny Faced 

When you perform oral sex on a girl then ejaculates on your face leaving it shiny aftermath.

Angel: So i was totally eating out Erika and then she totally basted all over my face!

Yun: Nice, looks you got shiny faced.

Shiny Faced by mickenzie92 April 13, 2010

Shiny Trombone 

A rusty trombone wherein the recipient of analingus and a reacharound concludes by urinating rather than ejaculating.

James drank a large quantity of coffee early in the morning, so his anticipated rusty trombone instead became a shiny trombone.

Shiny Trombone by timpanum September 20, 2014