Sharing the Sheep

"Sharing the sheep" is when one or more people are being super serious or stern about something, and two or more people keep looking at each other and trying not to laugh at them.

"Man, did you see how angry John was with us?"

"Yeah, we did well to keep Sharing the Sheep."

by JJamie March 1, 2014

Swearing Virginity

The innocence that each person has before he or she swears for the first time.

F-Boy: I got a girl really angry last night and took her swearing virginity!

by Gazzy with a g April 26, 2017

sheringas

Really bad, sharp pains, bubbling in your stomach ache, that leads to explosive diarrhea.

Oh man, I ate last night's Chinese Food for breakfast, now I'm stuck on the toilet with the Sheringas!

by SMCastle3 January 6, 2018

Shearning

Shearning is when you get kicked out of a nightclub for wetting yourself

“Oh no I’m Shearning”

by Filthy George October 17, 2019

Swearing

A group of words that can't be told to people under 13

sister thats 17: omg jons done so much bad*ss bulls*it
4 year old brother: dad, what is sister saying?
dad: is swearing, its not good for you, don't listen son
dad: I WILL KILL YOU *kills sister... MAYBE* AM GOIN TO JAIL
4 year old boy: (20 years later) HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME, I LIVED ALL MY LIFE. BEN THROUGH IT ALL, BUT LIFE GOES ON AS WE GO FADED AWAY. IM SICK OF THIS LIFE BEN THROUGH IT AAAAL, how could this happen to meeee.
secret narrarator: TO BE CAUTNOED

by Mr.CleanGuy March 23, 2021

Binge-Sharing

Sharing numerous memes or chain posts on Facebook or other social media in one short period of time, usually because you got bored and can't stop scrolling down your news feed.

"Oooh, puppies! My friends would love this vid."
"OMG this cat pic is so cute! Share."
"This could really promote social change."
"This riles me up, therefore EVERYONE needs to know about it."

Sorry, I got trapped in a cycle of binge-sharing.

by thejazzflutist November 5, 2014

Bro smearing

Replacing a word or syllable with "bro" as a way of dismissing it as categorically synonymous with douchebaggery without actually having to address its substance

Person #1: I'm pro-choice.
Person #2: You mean BRO-choice?
Person #1: Bro smearing is so intellectually lazy.

by UnfrozenCaveman June 26, 2016