Smashing the black granny out of it

An expression used to describe a really extreme night / bender on which you consume so much alcohol and class A drugs that you put yourself in genuine danger of killing yourself. A really extreme mash up.

On Tuesday I was only meant to be going out for one drink with Rowan but we ended up smashing the black granny out of it and now I've lost my job and I can't remember where I live or what my name is.

by ferrycorsten April 10, 2009

Shashini

Loves K-pop and her friends and family. Very active and works out once a week. Somewhat horny and annoying.

I love kpop so much I consider myself a shashini

by Razzy2 November 10, 2020

smashing

A. to express something as phenomenal
B. the action of getting it on; used as having sex

I'll call you back in smashing this girl right now, late

by topangan May 7, 2010

Smashing!!!!

Just another funnier way of saying "Cool story bro" starring Nigel Thornberry from The Wild Thornberrys, a Nickelodeon TV Show that aired in the late 1990's through the early 2000's.

Forum user : Dude, I just saved a flock of geese from getting run over by a truck.

Another Forum User : Smashing!!!!

by Raw0Storm October 11, 2010

Smashing Softies

A competition between two guys who are standing, have their pants down, and their penis' touching. The first one to get an erection loses.

I'm the king of smashing softies.
You think that, but no one really wins at that game.

by nedryerson November 9, 2010

couch smashing

When two or more individuals engage in intense acts of fucking on a piece of house furniture such as a couch.

I was the last man standing at Matts party last night so that slut bag Sarah rewarded me with a couch smashing session.

by Ihama Cocksuka March 14, 2007

smashing potatoes

To erotically engage in sexual activities

Drew was smashing potatoes on a golf course tonight.

by RitaPita May 3, 2009