Sharpie Lettuce

When the girl/guy at chipotle accidentally drops the sharpie pen into the lettuce container.

Dang?!?!? She just tried to give you sharpie lettuce.

by Miz_pineda May 16, 2015

full sharpie

To go to comically inept and frequently fraudulent lengths to support a claim (to the point of altering the actual stats/maps/data with a sharpie and presenting it "real")

He went the full sharpie to defend his ludicrous claim

by NormDePlume September 5, 2019

Sharpie Madness

Creating madness with a sharpie and or other thick tipped pen.

On the bathroom wall is a bunch of sharpie madness written about Rockawesome.

by hallipino December 31, 2010

Sharpie Challenge

an act where one shoves a sharpie up their urethra.

person one : hey man, did you hear about the sharpie challenge?
person two : yea, lizzy told me about it. She made me do it man . . .

by lemersonx January 20, 2021

fat sharpie

A large, good smelling black penis.

"So you still fuckin' that white boy, Denise?"
"Naw girl. I'm drawin' some fat sharpie now."
"Oooh, did he leave a permenant mark?"
"Bitch, please. Once you draw in fat sharpie, their ain't no more white out pens."

by Crayola Colored Sex June 5, 2009

Sharpie Math

When students who didn’t do well or flunked their math test or exam falsely claimed that they were penalized or prejudiced because they used Sharpie instead of ballpoint pens.

That SAT and GRE examiners disadvantage suburban white students vis-à-vis their Asian and Hispanic peers because of Sharpie math bias is the latest conspiracy propagated by QAnonists and alt-right Trumpists to vent out their mathematical frustration and anger.

by MathPlus November 5, 2020

sharpie season

The time of the year when the yearbooks come out and teachers confiscate sharpies because they are agianst "school policy".

Gin: Omg natalie , sign my yearbook!
Natalie: Sure got any sharpies?
Gin : Nah , its sharpie season Mr. Fredrickson is on paroll won't even risk it.
Natalie: Yeah, mat got i.s.s for having a sharpie.
Gin: I no totally lame!

by soinluvwitu2 May 27, 2007