child protective services

a number that is called once for every 7-year-old who uses TikTok.

"Hey Tom, you got any idea why Child Protective Services just had a huge spike in calls?"

"Yeah, 3 million a day is pretty wack."

by anonymous April 10, 2021

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Customer Service

The people a company hires , in the attempt of cleaning up its mistakes and inconsistencies.

I was on hold for 45 minutes trying to get through to customer service!

by Luddz May 23, 2015

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United States Postal Service

The Mafia in little white trucks.

and everyone thinks im crazy..

by iRiShREPUBLICANarmy January 27, 2004

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1. Shared Services are a small group of people that strive to be of the quality of others in their company. IE: Tech Support.

2. Shared Services are often found clinging to the bottom of feet late at night

3. Shared Services are a group of people that don't have an official job title so get dubbed Shared Services as the only explanation for their existance

As of this printing the Shared Services phenomenon is still being investigated. But, is believed to be Alien in nature from original testing.

by Tech Support August 12, 2004

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sidewalk service

When you’re trying to discreetly pick a wedgie, but you focus so much on being sneaky to the people in front of you, that you accidentally put on a full show for the people behind you.

The smell of the Gorgonzola cream sauce was made immediately unappetizing by the Sidewalk Service they were receiving from the man at the window. If only he’d worn different underwear.

by Tommy_John December 3, 2015

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