servatooted

the act of repaying you boyfriend or husband with oral sex for services rendered

i cooked my girl lunch and she servatooted me!

by cameltoe mary June 19, 2011

Spermatozoon

The unfortunate act of premature ejaculation, particularly for an Italian male.

I had just got the beautiful Gina to agree to go out on a date with me, but I was so excited that I 'blew it'. Spermatozoon. Now she won't even talk to me. And I have to pay for her dress to be dry cleaned.

by JG El Supremo August 19, 2018

Spermathon

When your sperm do 42 (micro) kilometres for their chosen charity(s).

How did your little guys do at the Spermathon earlier bro?

by Officer Party Hard July 14, 2019

sermit

THE BEST NAME IN TEH WORLD

hey you lil sermit

by a.bxtch.that.hates.boris&trump November 12, 2020

Sermanize

To tidy up in a way that only a true inspiration to the perfectionist can....

Have you seen this guy's garage? He sermanized it so well that even the OCD are in awe!

by BlyadiBlyadi November 19, 2020

servation

Being a maid/housewife or a servant for over a decade

P1: Guys i heard that Maria servated for Eden
P2: Damn- servation is pretty cruel
P3: unless Maria decided to servate

by Lemane May 21, 2021

Sematious

Having extra juicy mouth, or saliva on the ends of your mouth

Barry was very sematious after his stressful site visit.

by Crawls August 4, 2021