by sparky wahlberg May 22, 2007
After having a wank, John was startled when he pulled out a long semen string the length of his arm.
John was worried he might have an STD but in reality he just needs to drink more water.
John was worried he might have an STD but in reality he just needs to drink more water.
by mycrowsoft July 14, 2013
Another name for the Bradford Pear, and ornamental pear tree. Characterized by greenish-white flowers which smell like a cross between old semen, dirty vagina, and rotting fried shrimp. Common throughout the South, these trees are pleasantly located near eateries and other fine establishments.
Oh darn, there goes my appetite, for the semen trees in front of the South Campus Dining Hall are in bloom.
by tomatoboy April 08, 2005
The thing a dude gives you when he blows his load up your ass and you subsequently shit when he pulls his dick out.
by Noanalnancy November 23, 2016
A working person that wears glasses. Not because he is partially sighted, but to protect his/her eyes from spunk after sucking the boss off due to them being up the bosses arse all the time.
by Hedgehog Dave February 15, 2014
by Pole cat February 24, 2014
Manly name for outta control energy drinks. Meant to make the drink sound like a mix between caffiene energy supplements and protein shakes. Contains no actual bear semen.
by rowbsie November 08, 2009