this sentence tells us that the creepy lightskin man (with eyes the same colour as his hair and beard) in his car with his scary eyes that stare into peoples souls has never seen two pretty best friends and that theres always on of them thats got to be ugly
what is ur current status?
☐ single
☐ taken
☑ ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends
person 1: OMG have u ever seen two pretty bestfriends because i havent :(
person 2: yes i have bojo and the fired orange that was stuck in a peach 11 months ago!!
friend 1: where did the phrase 'i aint never seen two pretty best friends come from?
friend 2: from this guy that was sitting in his car that has the same coloured eyes as his beard!
The pussy that texts you for 2 days and puts laughing emoji's then out of no where stops answering you and instead of saying they don't want to talk the leave you on seen.
Bro remember that hot girl that texted me for 2 days, yea I got fucking left on seentwice!