Semantic Band-Aid

All the verbal things one scampers to congure up, contort, and convey as sincerely as possible to patch up whatever's left of what was once an intimate relationship.

Janet: You broke up with Chad?!? Super-sensitive Chad? He's gonna implode!
Beth: I know! Too sensitive! That was the problem! So tonight I'm getting more stoned than the 10 commandments and write down every Semantic Band-Aid I can possibly pull out of the universe's bing-hole to make sure he doesn't mistake his dog's bed for his mother's womb and his Pabst bottles for breasts for the next half-year.

by smASH ULMall June 8, 2009

Semanticate

v. tr. (from the adj. semantic); the intended meaning (implicit or explicit) of an individual’s communication; that which is trying to be communicated by an individual.

When I speak of ‘freedom’ I do not mean the bland and passive ‘freedom from’ commitment or responsibility that is too often semanticated.

by Wowbagger January 27, 2011

Semantics

If it walks like a fish and it barks like a fish, then it's a fish.

Amanda Mercedes C: You're such a fucking narcissist.
Dan: That's only semantics, miss lady. You should just call me a bastard.
Amanda: Piglet.

by Narcissistic Personality Disorder September 20, 2005

SeanThomas

Someone who acts like a complete jerk and cries like a man-baby when he doesn't get his way.

Oh, you didn't get a blow job? Maybe you shouldn't have been such a SeanThomas!

by Reesespieces! October 11, 2012

Bitch Semantics

When Sean feels like being a little bitch and argues the meaning of "never mind".

This condition is usually related to having sand in his vagina. Since he can't get it out he gets a little perturbed and all bitchy.

sand in his vagina

by sandy pants February 19, 2004

ScanTron

Derogatory term for a Scandanavian.

visiting Scandanavia Man, that local was sure rude, he was being a real ScanTron.

by Basher@ April 26, 2017

Semantics

It means "Them Antics" but it sounds like a French guy is saying it so he says sem antics.

You are talkative of penis bathouse fuckwash because of previously using dirty semantics that are still believed by you you porno fuckwash.

by Nick's Fix May 10, 2008