Donkey scrunch

Having sex with a hooker that turns out to be a donkey

Guy 1: You hear about what happened to Steve last night?
Guy 2: ya man total donkey scrunch

by CBGOCPFTF November 2, 2011

Batty scrunch

The term used to describe an anal cavity after serious prolonged penetration which resembles a hair scrunchy

Also an insult for absolute queers

“Jesus your ass looks just batty scrunch”

“Oi, big Scott, ya fucking batty scrunch!”

by The fanny licker September 13, 2019

Give a boy a scrunchy

Give it to a boy you love.When you give them it they’ll have the biggest smile on there face

Give a boy a scrunchy whenever you want this Monday

by Papajerry13 October 27, 2019

Mr Sir Officer President Scrunch Skunklen

Scrunch Skunklen, he is the sir officer president of the city skrunklevil of wibbil wobble do da.

Look, it's, Mr Sir Officer President Scrunch Skunklen

by TD21 July 3, 2023

Scrunchie

Scrunchie. A accsessory wich is mostly worn by VSCO girls.

"Hey Stacy! Do you own a Scrunchie?" "I do! I love it."

by You Only Live Once. October 24, 2019

gelatin scrunchie

The sexual act of ejaculating around a females wrist, and having her shove her fist up the male counterparts asshole.

dang man, this bitch gave me the gelatin scrunchie last night!

by Pineapple Trapdoor February 25, 2015

Scrotum Scruncher

When she is blowing you and squeezes your balls so hard they make a scrunching sound.

"Dude my girlfriend gave me a scrotum scruncher when she was blowing me last night."

"No wonder you've been limping and speaking in a high voice all day."

by Jacp123 March 30, 2016