smoke and scroll

smoke a joint and scroll on the phone reading IG feed or watching TikTok or any web contents with infinite algorithm-supported feeds.
smoke and scroll has been my COVID life
by syntaxlogofree January 08, 2021
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Bowl Scrolling

Looking at Facebook or the internet on your phone to amuse yourself while stuck on the toilet with an attack of bowel distress.
I was stuck in the bathroom a long time, glad I had my phone for some bowl scrolling.
by Boardwalk Broad September 04, 2015
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Pee scrolling

When you go to the bathroom, and take that minute to take a quick look at your phone.
I wasn’t really on Reddit much today; just some quick pee scrolling.
by Original Iron Dan July 26, 2023
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scroll and troll

The act of trolling people via posts on one's facebook news feed. As one may continuously scroll down and view "more stories," the opportunities to troll are virtually endless.
Aaron only goes on facebook to scroll and troll biblethumping and politically ignorant posts.
by pir8 March 29, 2012
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Name-Scrolling

When you search for your name on Urban Dictionary to see some of the things others have done with your name. Usually, this is for a moral boost. Unfortunately, people who share names associated with bad shit (Such as Karen), often find themselves inadvertently insulted, even if they themselves are perfectly fine as a human being. It’s really a 50/50 coin toss, to be honest.
Felt kinda down today, so I went Name-Scrolling on Uraban Dictionary. Made me feel a bit better.
by Octagonal Revolver June 04, 2021
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toilet-scrolling

A formal term for dead scrolling while in the bathroom (preferably on the toilet). Toilet-scrolling is often used to escape from local nuisances that may otherwise prevent dead’s rolling in other accessible areas

Toilet-scrolling is often done under the pretense that the subject is using the facilities and can thereby be characterized by excessive use, or prolonged time in the bathroom.
Why is carter using the bathroom so much, does he have bladder problems? No he’s just prone to Toilet-scrolling
by cicixoz June 05, 2022
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Illegal scrolling

When someone hands you their phone to show you a photo or text, and you swipe left/right or scroll up or down without permission to.
Dude, I gave Sammy my phone to show her that bitchy text from Alice and she totally started illegal scrolling.
by BaconPancakes February 09, 2015
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