When someone says something horny and waits until after people give their reactions to decide whether or not they were serious. If people seem uncomfortable or start laughing, they treat it like it was meant to be a joke the entire time.
"Jason asked Jessica to step on him, but laughed like he had made the funniest joke ever when she told him he was disgusting."
"He was totally being Schrödinger's Horny."
"He was totally being Schrödinger's Horny."
by Dyspros December 17, 2021
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Person 1: Hey, since you are dating a dude now, does that make you gay, or are you still straight?
Person 2: Well, since I don't have a gender, I can't be gay or straight
Person 1: So... like Schödingers cat, both gay and straight at the same time?
Persno 2: Yeah, basically I am a Schrödinger's Gay
Person 2: Well, since I don't have a gender, I can't be gay or straight
Person 1: So... like Schödingers cat, both gay and straight at the same time?
Persno 2: Yeah, basically I am a Schrödinger's Gay
by Dounut3409 June 25, 2022
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Person 1: Hey are you trying to solve that rubiks cube?
Person 2: Yeah I'm using the Schodinger method!
Person 1: Whats that?
Person 2: Its the method used to solve the Rubiks cube by Ottis P. Schodinger the first blind man to solve the cube!
Person 2: Yeah I'm using the Schodinger method!
Person 1: Whats that?
Person 2: Its the method used to solve the Rubiks cube by Ottis P. Schodinger the first blind man to solve the cube!
by JJJ "the big one" August 18, 2012
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by Zi October 3, 2004
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Joe: get lost loser
You: good day to you too.
Joe: get lost loser
You: good day to you too.
by Legobatman2139 June 19, 2021
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Random person: what do you thik about genocide in Armenia?
Schrodinger's war criminal: what genocide?
Random person: *shows evidence
Schrodinger's war criminal: they deserved it
Schrodinger's war criminal: what genocide?
Random person: *shows evidence
Schrodinger's war criminal: they deserved it
by Pavle the almighty war crimina April 5, 2022
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Person 2: Yeah sure Schrodinger's douchebag, you just said that because people hated it.
Person 2: Yeah sure Schrodinger's douchebag, you just said that because people hated it.
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