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Scared Yank

When there is something out there, coming for you. It might be miles away, or it could be right outside lurking in the gloom and pitch blackness. Where ever it is, it draws closer with each stride it takes, completely mad with the thought of tearing your flesh and snapping your limbs. It could be at your throat at any moment, and each crick and creak you hear is a reminder that your next breath may be your last. You've never heard it, you've never seen it, all you know is that it's coming. And as fear and dread consume your every waking moment, all you can think about, is touching yourself.
Poor bastard, we don't have and ID on the body, he's a John Doe. We have no idea what did this to him, but it looks like he had enough time to have a scared yank before it got him.
by Andyman96 September 16, 2015
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scaredorable

Where a person or small animal tries their best to be scary or intimidating but really, just comes across as very cute.
That growling baby pangolin is scaredorable.
by robdoctor May 10, 2016
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Scarred Whale

A suicidal fat kid who binge eats.
"Hey James did you see the Scarred Whale pass by us."
by osama ben lez December 15, 2018
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scaredy slut

Someone who is promiscuous, but afraid of adventurous sexual activity.
"They banged three different people last week, but we invited them to a sex club and they chickened out. What a scaredy slut!"

"He talked big game about what he was gonna do at the gangbang, but he flaked because he's afraid of being near another dude's dick. Total scaredy slut."
by gitler September 6, 2019
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Scared Geologist Theory

The theory that the core of the Earth is not made of molten iron and nickel, but instead a hamster ball filled with Scared Geologists that run around in circles to make it spin.
"THE EARTH ARE CORE'S!!!! SCARED GEOLOGIST THEORY IS THEM TRUTH'S!!!!"
by empha September 18, 2023
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Poopie Scared

noun

1. The inability to produce a successful bowel movement due to a a variety of reasons such as: unfamiliar public toilets (India hole in the ground style) and close confines of economy Caribbean cruises cabins.
While traveling by train through India, I noticed that the bathroom situation consisted of a hole in the floor in the bathroom, I was poopie scared until we reached New Delhi.
by ecac1 May 13, 2010
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shit scarred

An incident which left a mark in your memory and even the thought of it gives you chills.
Aaron - Why do you look so pale?
Harmony - That guy I just broke up, got me shit scarred!
by normanissleeping May 1, 2020
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