derka scooter

The act of giving a girl anal sex while holding her hair with two hands in a handle bar position until she starts farting uncontrolably and sounds like a moped.

Did you hear casmo gave that bitch the Derka Scooter all night long then drove her home on his goped?

by Creature Mcgivins April 9, 2008

finger scooter

To preform razor scooter like tricks on a males genitals and anus

Hey yo girl! Do you finger scooter on the first date?

by Jeff Kings King May 10, 2008

scousers laptop

A cheeky little expression for a take-away Pizza eaten out of the box while sitting down. Now that's imagery!

"Mate, I'm wasted, lets get a scousers laptop."

by Jake Burrell July 20, 2006

Scooter Kid

Little kids that buy vans footwear to ride a scooter at parks and streets, and do dozens of tricks that are the same thing with a different name. (They are known to say "I do scooter tricks")

Shut the fuck up Scooter kid, nobody loves you!

by MittensMemer May 21, 2015

plassy scouser

Someone from Birkenhead and not from Liverpool.

Talking in a scouse accent but not from Liverpool "Ya plassy scouser"

by Sticky Vicar May 8, 2007

scooter fags

Scooter Fags mainly live on the eastern coast of Australia mainly in the far north of Queensland and have slicked back hair and go to the skate park everyday after school with their scooter fag buddies and think they're top shit.

Scooter Fag 1: Oi bro wanna go to skate park today after school I got a sick new razor deck it's Hella lit broooo *slicks hair*

Scooter Fag 2: awww yea bro it's gonna be proper sick lad.

Normal lad 1: Look at them two faggots sucking each other off

Normal lad 2: Fucking scooter fags I fucking hate em.

by Birdss August 5, 2018

Scouser

The only people that can steal your socks without removing your shoes :D

mate you know that scouser over there?
yeh pal?
he has your socks

by brettttttttttttttttttttttttttt September 19, 2010