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vent-scooter

The person or thing in the air vent, in a movie, when the main character goes into the vent. Mostly found in horror films.
Shouting at screen: Oh my god! Run! The vent-scooter's gonna get you!
by pineapplex February 7, 2010
mugGet the vent-scootermug.

scooter fat

adj. The pinnacle of the hierarchy of the fat scale. A phrase to describe a person so fat that they are unable to walk and must use a scooter at the store.
Dude: Man, how big is she like chubby?

Dude #2: No Dude, like rotund huge!

Dude #1: O no, she's scooter fat

Dude #2: Yea scooter fat
by Acid Tongue Ireland June 19, 2010
mugGet the scooter fatmug.

Scooter Surprise

The act of licking ones nutsack while inserting carrots into the partners anus while getting anally pounded by a Rodesian Ridgeback.
"I was really excited to go to my friends house, but then at last minute he informed me he wanted a Scooter Surprise.
by vito141 August 4, 2011
mugGet the Scooter Surprisemug.

Scooter kid

Ava Thorington’s energy
Oh ava? Isn’t the the scooter kid??
by Sterlinthius April 19, 2020
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scooter mobbing

the act of scootering without fear of obstacle, using a self propelled two wheeled scooter. Generally scooter mobs will engage in ritual challanges to gain respect from their peers and possible acceptance into a developing mob. Once accepted, a mob member can begin then their adventuring, and with at least three mob members present, they can begin scooter mobbing.

WARNING: Know your domain! If you and your buddies think it might be fun to go for a "free scoot" beware of nearby mobs. Scooter Mobs are know to be highly territorial and fearless. They will attack if they feel threatened or if they feel you are damaging the scooter name and way of life.

Also if there aint three members present you aint 'scooter mobbng' foo.
Coud Dolazo: "hey man wanna go mobbin', then vandalize some public property"

Sketer Plabe: "the f**k man, we are scooter mobsters not hooligans! I will go scooter mobbing with you only if you find a third member, and respect mother nature"

Coud Dolazo: "sure thing, my bad, brother"
by teh scootster January 22, 2010
mugGet the scooter mobbingmug.

Scooter Bros

Any young kid (age 8-13) who roams with a gang of other kids while riding scooters, bikes,skateboards, etc. While alone, these kids are shy and timid but when with a clan of other scooterbros, they can become gay and think they own the streets at which time you must put them in their place.

The preferred way of dealing with said scooter Bros is driving by in your CAR and throwing miscellanious objects and/or yelling any obscenity that may bring to light the douchebaggery at hand.
"Hey fuckin Scooter Bros, Fuck YOU!!"

"Welcome to Fuckville Scooterbro!"

"SUCK MY TIIIITS!"
by brock da cock October 18, 2008
mugGet the Scooter Brosmug.

Scooter Libby

A Republican conservative ass who used to work for the Bush Administration until they found out he commited a crime by exploiting the name of a CIA operative just because her husband disagreed with Bush's justification of the war in Iraq. His book reveals he has a strong fetish with petite, virgin preteens and bears...
The Apprentice: A Novel By Scooter Libby
Look it up at your local Barnes and Nobles : )
by Marcos1779 December 31, 2005
mugGet the Scooter Libbymug.

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