Schnapped

Absolutely wasted off of Schnapps.

Oh shit man Emma is Schnapped rn.

by Not emma69 January 6, 2025

Schleppers

Inside slippers worn for a walk outside because one is too lazy to change into appropriate footwear.

When you see someone at walmart in their pj bottoms and slippers you say to your buddy... wow look at that dudes schleppers .... schlepping around with zero style

by Keen Observer January 6, 2025

Schlapped

When a man grabs another man's penis against his will.

"I'm at the club and some morherfucker I never seen come right up to the bar and schlapped me!"

by Super Johnson February 21, 2025

Schopped

Describes an individual whose physical appearance is generally perceived as chopped, yet who presents themselves as significantly more appealing on social media through the use of flattering photos, filters, angles, or editing techniques.

Bro #1: you told me she was bad asf bro what happened
Bro #2: her insta looked good bro shes just schopped

by slaughtagang444 April 7, 2025

Schwephead

Someone who loves Schweppes a bit too much, Just means they're an absolute nonce who loves a glass of lemonade

Barry: "I absolutely love Schweppes lemonade!"
Barbara: "Ew, Barry, You absolute Schwephead"
Barry: "Shut up, Barbara, You love stinky cheesy noncey toes"

by IABSOLUTELYLOVEOLDMEN June 10, 2025

Schleped

When you try to help someone, expose wrongdoing, or do something for their benefit, but instead they turn against you, get you banned, or take legal action.

I tried to warn the server about the scammers, but now I’ve been schleped—can’t believe they sued me after I was just helping.

by TripinAtWork August 15, 2025

Cop schmopped

When the boys lie, LIE out their butts to get some young boy to squeal like a little runt piglet.

*Although sometimes no oinking involved...

When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....

When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......

Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.

Until , ...during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his six of his beloved kittens.....................(audience shook /shocked)
—Billy No kill no kittens.
(Even more shock)
- Tommy HERE ,-> a victim of cop schmopping.

And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.....

you know Billy loved those kittens G..... he sure as fuck wouldn’t help you search for 6 hours for nothing.. not even if he was the killer.. stupidmothrrfycker

Sisco: “ yo, wat happened in there?... you crack?...”
Kimmy: “shut the fack up sis’s!! Boys tol me wat you did with my GRandMAaaa, My AunTieee and my cousin Stacy, OKAYyyyyyy”
Sisco: “ You shoulda known I’d never touch your cousin Stacy, she’s fucking Down syndrome, you stupid clitch!You Got Cop Schmopped Ho, you got to go..” ( shoots Kimmy)
Sisco: “ you made me do this.....” ( walks away slowly)

by Mrs. Nesbit March 6, 2022