school

Hell its self where they keep children prizoner and the people that work there are children's worst nightmare and they have celebrations when there's no school (they bug the crap out of there parents)

School is a scary place😬

by Crazycat01 March 7, 2017

school

An institution set up in the USA in order to train industrial workers by teaching people not to think for themselves and lowering their confidence in their own abilities and expectations of their futures. By implying a sense of duty and attacking individual interests and forcing a generalized curriculum that attempts to destroy the individual, people are trained not to think, given a feeling that they need to work under someone to succeed, and mainly keeping American economy and society functioning like a machine with the people as its parts.

If you come on to Urban Dictionary to bash school, you need to go back to school and listen to what everyone says. After all, everyone knows that people who drop out of school are losers who do not realize that challenging the social order in a twisted society will get you no where.

by Worker Unit #503,298,545 May 5, 2005

school

Hell...on a stick. A place of compete terror!

o shit another day of school has waed my brain into a worthless pulp

by lashonalonda May 13, 2005

school

An institution created for the sole purpose of robbing children of their creativity and personalities.

I've been going to school for 13 years, and all I got was this lousy ridalin.

by geodude_lol April 1, 2007

school

Going to school against your will has the equivalent life-shortening effect of smoking 94,254 cigarettes. 8 hours a day times 180 days a year times 60 minutes divided by 11 minutes lost per cigarette. This calculation doesn't take into account homework, so the number of cigarettes would be even higher.

One valuable thing I learned from school is to never have children so they won't have to go through what I did.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter September 22, 2007

school

a place where kids get brainwashed to to stupid stuff that doesnt really matter when you get older.

Teacher: A snake can live up to a whole year without dying.

Student: WHO CARES!?!

Schools useless.

by dsfgfddsfgsgfdsgfdsghgfhbrst August 6, 2007

school

a place kids have to go to for almost 20 years of their life to sit in a chair and learn a bunch of junk.

i had so much fun at school today. i just sat and learned a bunch of junk.

by i've got the remedy August 15, 2004