by Jshark321 December 11, 2017
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by Chadams April 15, 2023
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guy #2: you haven't been to the library all year you wannabe scholar
guy #2: you haven't been to the library all year you wannabe scholar
by Eh! Dean-o May 24, 2011
Get the wannabe scholar mug.Someone who thinks a 12-second Instagram Reel is the same as a PhD. Gives unsolicited life advice based entirely on vibe-based pseudoscience and captions like “READ THAT AGAIN.” Least qualified person in the room, most confident voice in the group chat.
“He watched two Reels from a shirtless guy in a garage and now, as a full-fledged Instagram Reel Scholar, he’s lecturing me about ‘ancestral masculinity.’”
by Baumn December 11, 2025
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2: what?
1: My balls itch but I don't want to scratch them cause I'm at school
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1: My balls itch but I don't want to scratch them cause I'm at school
by Kingdoms of Fear Project August 23, 2023
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by Arminkshipper July 18, 2024
Get the scholar mug.A volunteer program for high school and college students going into medicine. But they just walk around the hallways at hospitals in a school uniform and aren’t allowed to do anything.
You (a covid patient): *starts bleeding out and like the blood squirts, the blood literally hit the ceiling fan and now is all over the room moving at a high velocity*
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
by Sacredfart May 12, 2023
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