schlongining

Getting slapped with a surprise swingy dingy out of anger or discipline

Me and my wife got in a fight so I gave her a good ol' schlongining

by shwingybones May 13, 2022

Schlong Pressure

The amount of pressure in your Schlong (Male Genitalia), this pressure decides the projectile speed of your ejaculation.

Jonathan: "Did you see William's Schlong Pressure yesterday? When he came it just ran down the side of his Schlong."
Thomas: "I saw that, on the other hand I had extreme pressure so when I came it exploded and flew everywhere!"

by xWhatDa December 5, 2022

omega schlong

A Real whopper cock, A veritable Mega Wang, If caught in its magnum nut blast(tm) it will atomize you in a cummy detonation and a nut flood will fill all neighbouring countries.

guy1:Bro nice omega schlong
guy2:*nuts reducing half the globe to a sticky, stinky wasteland.*

by Flameaway January 3, 2020

schmenge

A Belgian or more likely Dutch cycling fan who, after three solid days of drinking at the top of a mountain pass, has devolved from a Schlug. Schmenges are differentiated from Schlugs in that they are abusive to cyclists.

Popularized by Bob Roll during Tour de France coverage

The schlugs having transmogrified into schmenges at the Schmengefest - catcalled to the Tour de France cyclists.

by Jim H July 14, 2004

Schlong

A penis that is unusually thick and long in length

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

Schlong Distance Relationship

Bassed off "long distance relationship"

A relationship in which the woman is only interested due to the size of the man's genitals

Steve: What happened to Suzie and Rob? They were always so happy together
Tom: It was only a schlong distance relationship
Steve: Oh

by Menacing Sock May 27, 2010

schlong bonger

1. someone acting like the biggest idiot on earth.
2. making a fool of yourself in public.
3. a person constantly ragged on by his so-called friends.
4. a homo who really likes the taste of dick.

"Man did you see Angel after the concert, he was acting like a total schlong bonger."

by Jake R. April 11, 2007