Schmeaded

A general word used to describe a multitude of things that defy explanation. Can be a noun, pronoun, verb, adverb, adjective. Use is similar to Smurf from the 80's hit cartoon show The Smurf's. Can also be used in various forms ala schmeading, smeaded, smeading, schmeader, etc.

Dude you've just been schmeaded!

by MPREZYA September 25, 2005

schmang twang bang

A gang bang where you are double teamed by two gorgeous horny sexy blonde twins. This is usually an unattainable fantasy of dirty ugly old men that they will end up having wet dreams about or writing about it in their diaries. The occurence of the schmang twang bang is very rare, but when it does happen it is extremely fucking amazing and orgasms are multiple.

"Hey Johnny, Look at those twins theyre so hot, Imma getting hard just lookin at them, damn I'm trynna have a schmang twang bang, too bad my schlong is 2inches"

by Amy Appler December 29, 2007

Schmendersexual

A girl or woman who finds herself attracted exclusively or mainly to homosexual men, normally because of their taste in clothes and style.

Jane could never get a date, because she was schmendersexual.

by Aequus May 1, 2006

schmanks

a way of expressing gratitude

Friend: "i bought you a beer!"
You: "Schmanks!"

by Boondogler February 14, 2012

Schmeat

A below average penis, with one exception. If the schmeat is attached to a Knowlsey it refers to a penis so huge it changes the atmospheric pressure of any room it's in.

I can barely breathe with Knowlsey's schmeat in here

by Captaindownloadboner June 15, 2019

Schenectady Crispies

A cereal that was made up by Strong Bad when he answered his Labor Dabor email

Schenectady Crispies are so freakin good they taste twice! Once in your mouth and once in your asophogus

by Dumpus September 29, 2003

Luke Schenn

A defensive defensman of the Toronto Maple Leafs. He was drafted 5th overall in the 2008 NHL entry draft. While he is growing into a solid shut-down blueliner, Leafs' fans tend to overrate his worth in regards to other players.

Joe: Hey dude, The Capitals have offered us Ovechkin and Backstrom in exchange for Luke Schenn and Jamal Mayers! We'll make the playoffs with them for sure!

Leafs' Fan: NO! WE CAN'T TRADE LUKE SCHENN! HE'S BETTER THAN BOTH OF THEM COMBINED!

by NHL Humor July 21, 2009