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Look at them schmooing against each other
by Lady Zim February 26, 2009
Get the Schmooing mug.The act of farting, then cupping your hand and scooping it up towards your nose (or someone else's) to breathe in your sensational effort.
by benbenbenny August 1, 2009
Get the trump scooping mug.The act of scrolling through your Facebook newsfeed whilst pooping. This is different from tooping as the perpetrator is not necessarily making direct contact with another person and is just filling the time instead.
"Why are you taking so long? I need to use the shower!"
"Sorry I was just scrooping. I'll be out in a second."
"Sorry I was just scrooping. I'll be out in a second."
by woobleydoobley0_0 November 29, 2014
Get the scrooping mug.Schlorking is when a kid drowns in a public pool, and you try to fit as many pool toys in the corpse as possible without getting caught. Having a group of 4-5 people to schlork is preferred, but going solo is equally acceptable.
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Get the Schlorking mug.The act of maximizing the amount of marshmallows, crunch berries, dehydrated strawberries, etc., that one obtains in a spoonful of cereal.
1. Joe: Dude, how on earth did you get so many oat clusters all at once?
Christopher Walken: Precision scooping, my friend...precision scooping.
2. Joe: Oh yeah, look at this! *shows friend an impressive spoonful of Count Chocula* It's all about precision scooping.
Joe's friend: Fuck you for using that term.
Christopher Walken: Precision scooping, my friend...precision scooping.
2. Joe: Oh yeah, look at this! *shows friend an impressive spoonful of Count Chocula* It's all about precision scooping.
Joe's friend: Fuck you for using that term.
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