Schlobble Schlobble 3,000

The act of receiving head from an E-Thot

Yo Dude I Just Got Some Schlobble Schlobble 3,000 While Ripping A Chainsaw Fart

by TheBigOleDilf June 22, 2020

schlockdown

How to pronounce ‘lockdown’ after drinking heavily to overcome the boredom of lockdown.

“I shay, parse the vodka, I demand to have more booze: I can’t bear the boredom of another schlockdown”

by Col Brimstone January 4, 2021

schlagel slime

Verb- when you get a good fucking nut

Damn daniel! I just got a awesome, radical, stupendus schlagel slime!
bro stop schlagel sliming in me
oh fuckerdoodle im going to schlagel slime
dude you just got your schlagel slime all over me
Oh god..~ Holy fucking smacklecracklefuck~! I'm gonna schlagel slimeeeeee~!!!!

by cum doctor May 15, 2023

schlock

junk, goods sold of inferior quality, junky souvenirs

She wanted to buy every piece of schlock in the store.

by PuraVida May 29, 2005

Booty Schlock

Another phrase for "ass"

Michael: "You two going to the party?"
Brayden: "No, I have homework."
Taylor: "Brayden you some booty schlock."

by nunu22 July 28, 2013

Schlagot

is defined as an excrement slurping fagot. Can be identified by horrible breath and occasional split tongue. Often found in public bathrooms and/or Rush Limbaugh's private quarters.

1. Hey schlagot! Come clean my grundle!
2. That schlagot just stole my pony!

by Scruntle February 11, 2009

Schlock

A schlock is a person who is a chad in the streets, and a simp in the sheets

Yo, these schlocks radiate an incalculable amount of BDE

by khatru71 March 30, 2020