Schlong Socks

Slang term for Condoms, Durex

I thought of this name or description for condoms the other night whilst my stepson bought himself some for a night out with the ladies!!

I need too pick up some Schlong socks before i meet this girl, better safe then sorry!!

by Crackhour August 20, 2010

schlinder

When the film makers try to make you believe that a monster is sneaking up on someone by using dodgy camera action, when it really is someone they know. Commonly used in the beginning of horror movies.

A: You know that scene in the beginning of 28 Weeks Later, at the helicopter pad?
B: Yeah, that's such a schlinder.

by laserost July 10, 2012

schlong-motion

The (un)intended movement of one's penis.

"Dude, there's some serious schlong-motion going on in my new sports pants."

"Check out the schlong-motion on that guy!"

"This movie was entirely shot in schlong-motion"

by not really Jake September 5, 2012

schlong pong

Playing ping pong with your large penis

BigDaddy Schlong Pong slapped the ball with his Schlong making it go an outstanding distance

by SchlongPongium November 13, 2013

schlongining

Getting slapped with a surprise swingy dingy out of anger or discipline

Me and my wife got in a fight so I gave her a good ol' schlongining

by shwingybones May 13, 2022

Schlong Pressure

The amount of pressure in your Schlong (Male Genitalia), this pressure decides the projectile speed of your ejaculation.

Jonathan: "Did you see William's Schlong Pressure yesterday? When he came it just ran down the side of his Schlong."
Thomas: "I saw that, on the other hand I had extreme pressure so when I came it exploded and flew everywhere!"

by xWhatDa December 5, 2022

omega schlong

A Real whopper cock, A veritable Mega Wang, If caught in its magnum nut blast(tm) it will atomize you in a cummy detonation and a nut flood will fill all neighbouring countries.

guy1:Bro nice omega schlong
guy2:*nuts reducing half the globe to a sticky, stinky wasteland.*

by Flameaway January 3, 2020