Shitty lager, possibly short for Grolschlager. In my opinion it is any kind of piss lager that you have to buy when the chips are down, i.e. Pabst, Hamms, Natty, Keystone, Milwakee's Best, Icehouse, or any other derivitive that sells for about 25 cents a can. The word is used in the famous debauchery anthem by Ween "Booze me up and get me high".
"All that schlager at the bar,
Flakes of gold swim in my brain"
Ween fucking rules, Boognish!!!!!!
"All that schlager at the bar,
Flakes of gold swim in my brain"
Ween fucking rules, Boognish!!!!!!
After betting all his money on the losing cock at the cockfight, Billy could only afford to drink schlager until the end of the month.
by Runaway Jim June 12, 2005
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Man, my phone company is such a bit schlepper! They totally keep trying to charge me extra just to "turn on" features already on my i phone!
by crunchytoast April 7, 2011
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The term Schlarpei was first used by Tycho (Durandal) On the Freelancer Discovery Mod Roleplaying Community in reference to a sharpie. It has since come to refer to Tycho's upcoming Freelancer mod based on the Neo-Terran Front.
Tycho: m so fukng drunk due.
Saronsen: Uh, Justin, you're underage xD
Tycho: 17 int underage spleeman
Enchie: Tycho why you rape Irwin?
Irwin: I was high on Sharpie so I didn't see it coming
Tycho: Fuk ur Schlarpei
Enchie: ICHS?
Irwin: Indefinitely
Saronsen: Uh, Justin, you're underage xD
Tycho: 17 int underage spleeman
Enchie: Tycho why you rape Irwin?
Irwin: I was high on Sharpie so I didn't see it coming
Tycho: Fuk ur Schlarpei
Enchie: ICHS?
Irwin: Indefinitely
by iMexan(RUS) December 5, 2010
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-used in Ireland to signify trust among viking leaders or members of viking unit. The idea is everyone slams their mugs of ale/mead together hard enough for everyones drink to splash into everyone else's the idea being if one of them is poised the rest are poisoned. signifies the unit
-used in Ireland to signify trust among viking leaders or members of viking unit. The idea is everyone slams their mugs of ale/mead together hard enough for everyones drink to splash into everyone else's the idea being if one of them is poised the rest are poisoned. signifies the unit
SCHLATER!!!
by G... January 19, 2009
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I stayed up all night schippering about
by Robert O. Jordan October 25, 2010
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Shlob on your shlapper
by wenterprises June 28, 2010
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