Schizophonia

When you think you feel your phone vibrate in you pocket, and you pull it out only to find that nobody tried to contact you

John thought he felt his phone vibrate in his pocket. When he pulled it out there were no new messages, or calls. He must be suffering from Schizophonia.

by Galen Knode January 17, 2009

Paranoid Schizophrenic

The only people on the planet who AREN'T crazy.

Guy 1: That guy's a paranoid Schizophrenic
Guy 2: Fer sure.
Guy 3: I'M TELLING YOU, THEY PUT THAT STUFF IN THE WATER!

by Crenji April 25, 2017

Ah Schitzo

Derogatary term for person/s of diminished intelligence or savoir faire.

Hmm, what an ah schitzo!

by gb901 July 22, 2010

schizophrenia stick

1. A joint.

Give me back schizophrenia stick, dude.

by Assholio Jr. February 7, 2009

schizocide

Where a schizophrenic personality kills another personality.

Therapist 1: "Mary killed Sue."
Therapist 2: "Aren't they the same person?"
Therapist 1: "She committed schizocide"

by Whatisinaname? July 9, 2009

Schizoniggia

When a black man acts so crazy and talks to himself that they just gotta have a term for it. Usually is talking to his long lost mama and the dad he never had.

Me: "Hey dude why is Tyrone talking to himself?
Tyrone's Doctor: "He's got a severe case of Schizoniggia. The worst i've ever seen.

by kooljess702 May 23, 2019

Schitz

Comes from the english word "Schizophrenia," which is derived from the latin terms "Schiz" (Split) and Phren (Mind). Since the introduction of the electromagnetic spectrum, we humans have learned that what we can touch, smell, see, and hear with our 5 senses makes up less than one millionth of reality. Therefore, we do not know what makes up the rest of reality and how that counteracts or balances out the reality of which we know. This means that the rest of reality may cancel out or build upon the reality of which we all know, thus creating the possibility that it doesn't exist at all.

The term "Schitz" is used abstractly and as a paradox because, since we do not know what makes up reality and its effects on the reality humans can sense, the closest one can get to explaining it all is in a paradoxical form. It is and it isn't.

Person 1: "Schitz..."
Person 2:"Exactly."
Person 1+2: "But not at all."

by theschitzer December 21, 2009