Schenk Prank

When engaging in intercourse with a man/women, pull out, spit on their back and when they turn around blow your load right in their face. then punch her in the throat and say "This Is A Lovely Tea Party"

"Holy Shit, I know that guy just didn't do a schenk prank to Brett"

by Quik May 15, 2003

shenglong

a legend in his own right

ShengLong PwnZ

by ShengLong January 6, 2004

Schenectady Crispies

A cereal that's so freakin' good, it tastes twice- Once in your mouth and once in your esophagus.

I love Schenectady Crispies

by Phil H. September 8, 2003

Schenectady

A town in New York state where there is an excess of wiggers, gangsters, and corrupt police. Many residents of Schenectady dislike the people of Niskyuna, as they are a bunch of spoiled whores. It is commonly thought that if you walk into Schenectady, you will be immediately shot and/or stabbed. Many people who are not from this area have trouble pronouncing Schenectady.

"Person 1: Hey wanna go to Schenectady?
Person 2: What are you crazy!? We'll get shot!"

by jcad February 1, 2009

shengus

Exclamation, used to show surprise, shock, anger, disapointment or disgust. Occasionaly accompanied with a surname such as McCloud or MacCannichan.

Oh shengus! That dog's shat on the carpet again.

Shengus McCloud, that's good shit!

Shengus!! Ye stepped on me foot!

by Alasdair of Geekdom. August 4, 2005

schenanigans

Fun and cheeky pranks which usually end up with no repercussions because everyone (even the victim) ends up laughing

Officer Ramathorn: Our schenanigans are fun and cheeky. His schenanigans are cruel and evil. Which really doesn't make them schenanigans.

Officer Womack(with leprechaun accent): Evil schenanigans!

Captain O'Hagan: I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY WHO SAYS SCHENANIGANS!

by Taunton275 September 26, 2010

schlength

the length,or lach thereof, of a schlong/schlort.

my schlength is greater than yours ahahaha

by russ's_gf March 17, 2004