schakdo

The art of placing german CD's on a foe's forch.

Hey, wanna help me schakdo my ex's porch?

Damnit, i just got schakdoed

by ShaniquaDay June 12, 2009

schadenboehner

A feeling of enjoyment that comes from seeing or hearing about the troubles of U.S. Speaker of the House John Boehner that are caused by the antics of the Tea Party wing of the U.S. House of Representatives.

I'm feeling a delightful schadenboehner this afternoon as I read about the Senate deal to end the government shutdown.

by misterrockobscurities October 17, 2013

schadenfucked

The joy at seeing someone get screwed by their choices tempered by the realization that you are just as screwed.

I laughed at Trump voters losing their health insurance until I realized I was just as schadenfucked because I was going to lose mine as well.

by Big D 103 January 8, 2017

Schadenfreund

The online object of schadenfreude. A person you don’t unfriend for the sole purpose of having a front row seat to the dumpster fire that is their life. See also frenemie.

“On Facebook, Jenny is my favorite schadenfreund. If ruining ones own life we’re an Olympic event; she’d be investigated for doping”

by CYHBWIJG December 30, 2018

schadenscrolling

The act of scrolling through your newsfeed all day when something bad happens to a high profile person who you don't like.

The highly unpopular Prime Minister Larry Felcher lost the election today, so I spent the day schadenscrolling instead of cleaning the house

by Captain Roundhead November 8, 2020

Schalke

Schalke is a big fat Hurensogn club from Germany and is probably going down to League two.

Person 1: Do you know something really ugly and shitty?
Person 2: FC Schalke 04!

by stein. April 27, 2023

Mad Schafer

Fucking a girl and feeding her tacos at the same time. To perform a true Mad Schafer, one must also shout "Bitch, do you know why they call me Mad Schafer?" Regardless of what she responds, one must then say "BECAUSE I'M MAD!" and then proceed to force feed her more tacos.

-Variations-

The reverse Schafer: Feeding a girl tacos while fucking her from behind.

The lazy Schafer: Having a girl ride you while you feed her tacos.

The dirty Schafer: Basically the same thing as the Dirty Sanchez, except with tacos.

Dude I wanna fuck so bad, but i also want tacos" "Dude just Mad Schafer dat ass

by DontRentFromRedBox April 22, 2011