screff

Screff is a derogatory term for a contemptible person. There is no set of necessary and sufficient conditions which if fulfilled make a person a screff. The only necessary condition is that the person lacks self-awareness: they are unaware that their actions and behaviour make them a screff. Beyond this condition the only way to explain the meaning of screff is to enumerate examples of people who are screffs. In this way certain ‘family resemblences’ among screffs will become apparent (screff is an example of a Wittgensteinian family resemblance concept). Examples of notable screffs are:

Simon Cowell
Boris Johnson

Sir Alan Sugar
Jordan (a.k.a. Katie Price)
Cheryl Cole
Jamie Oliver
Jamiroquai
Jeremy Clarkson
Richard Hammond

The adjective Screffy can also be used to describe non-persons such as TV shows, films, music, clothes and activities that are associated with screffs.

'Simon Cowell, what a screff!'
'Humvees are proper screffy'

by cocky james November 1, 2010

Scheffler

Noun
1: something terrific. So terrific that it can't be described using any other words.

Person 1: dude is that an iPad?
Person 2: yeah here take a look
Person 3: zomg! This is by far a Scheffler!!!

by EyesWITHPRIDE October 13, 2010

scoff

a sarcastic cough
basically to cough and laugh at the same time to a funny situation

weak guy "im gonna beat you up"
tough guy "*scoff* yea sure"

by Money Fi$t April 3, 2005

Scuffin Muffin

A girl with a bad body but a nice face.

You know that really fat girl? Her face is actually kind of nice. She's such a scuffin muffin.

by DaCoachJr July 31, 2009

Scoff Me

What is yelled out by someone requesting insertion by someone with a small, scoffable penis.

Your package looked pretty small in your tight pants earlier, but now I'm desperate. Scoff Me! Scoff Me! Scoff Me!

by jables April 25, 2005

Scoff!

An expression used to covertly express disgust/disrespect/etc of a passing individual to a friend without alerting or offending the target. Origin- The verb "to scoff," which means "to mock or treat with derision."

Upon passing a female with a reputation of promiscuity.

"Scoff!"

by Doomlad April 8, 2007

Scheffin'

~verb- To inhale excessive amounts of pot smoke all day.

Damn Casey, your mom hella thinks I'm scheffin'

Damn "B" i'm scheffed!

Damn that bitch can scheff

Damn, what would scheff do

Damn, this smells kinnda scheffy

Damn, fucking scheffers right?

Damn, karl keeps it the scheffest

Damn, i would scheff that for free

Damn, A. "you scheffed Mary?"

B. "Hardly even scheffable at best"

Damn, ...

by lil'_scheffer December 29, 2009