giant salamanders eat paint

giant salamanders eat paint is a fact

giant salamander: (eats paint)
some random dude watching: wow this is a fact that giant salamanders eat paint right here

by pseud0nym12470 October 3, 2024

Redneck-Salamander

Everything bad you can think of aimed at your girlfriend

You're a Redneck-Salamander.

by anonymous December 21, 2021

Mr. Salamander

A title given to the coolest kid in a friend group, usually named Nick.

Yo dude he is such a Mr. Salamander

by TheTrueGodMe July 27, 2018

A Salamanders Ballsack

A method of calling (someone) extremely fucking gay.

Yo, A salamanders ballsack!

by SonnyIsSucky April 15, 2021

Salamander sandals

Shoes

Bitches think I’m pimping in linen and salamander sandals

by anonymous March 1, 2022

salamanders

A slang word for money, used primarily in the UK. The term is used mostly among the young punk scene in the UK and is usually used as a term for money that needs to be paid back.

joe: You got the salamanders?

Bob: right here mate

Second way of use:

Joe: Hey, mind if I borrow a few salamanders?

Bob: sure thing homie.

by blindcatsrcute April 12, 2022

Salamander fun house

A gay male slides a slippery salamander down his pants
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver

But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders

I went to the aquarium and I got salamander fun housed, it was the best experience of my life.

by dickwitcha June 19, 2022