Rum Dick

The limp, flaccid penis that occurs as a result of too many alcoholic beverages

"I brought this chick home from the bar but we couldn't do it because I had rum dick"

by PMchoisi June 8, 2009

rum luck

Bad luck, applied to a certain circumstance or series of related events.

Unlucky Guy: "I broke up with my gf last night. That's the fifth one this year."
Friend: "Oh, rum luck."

by Titus Andronicus December 3, 2007

rum and come

Doing body shots off a girl until she comes.

Man...I'd love to do a rum and come off her

by wildchicken September 7, 2014

dew run rum

a drink that consists of 1 part bacardi 151 and mountain dew

i had 16 dew run rums and pissed my pants

by smitty savoie July 24, 2006

Rum Tum Tugger

Rum Tum Tugger is a colloquial term for an actor or musician who has a sexual conquest with a member of his/her audience after a performance. Derives its name from a character in Andrew Lloyd Webber's musical "Cats" on account of Rum Tum Tugger's curious affinity for breaking the imaginary fourth wall and entering the audience.

-Noun
You little Rum Tum Tugger you! I knew that you would sleep with that girl from the second row!
-Verb
Easy there, Lyndsay, just because I talked to your sister between Acts doesn't mean I am trying to Rum Tum Tugger.
-Adjective
Break out the makeup, my cat costume, and have the set guy give him a backstage pass, I'm up for some Rum Tum Tugger action tonight!

by WBK June 13, 2007

Rum-Billie

A Mr. Hyde like creature which comes out to play after the excessive consumption of rum.
If a Rum-Billie is seen. Run.
Rum-Billies are particularly fierce to small, hungry girls. They may be put in their place with a harshly-toned 'NO!'.

"Billie, smile for the camera!"

"YOU'RE MUMS ON CAMERA! ITS CALLED FANNY-CAM! You should watch, its quality viewing."

"NO, Rum-Billie!! Get back in your fucking box!!"

by Fossil Boy February 19, 2010

Rum

An alcoholic beverage that is, for all points and purposes, gone.

...But why is the rum gone?

by Intelligence001 November 13, 2016