rodeo sex 

A competition between guys for a bet which involves you go home to the wife, getting her in the sack and hit it doggy style. In the middle of the session, whilst still in the same position you call your wife/missus a different name to which she will hopefully react badly to.... and you job is to try and stay inserted! The winner of the competition is who can hang on to the wife the longest!

(can also try the harder version by calling the wife a blokes name, she'll buck like a good'un!)

Rodeo sex:
<Adam>Fancy a good shagging then wife? I got an itch for it doggy style
<Jane>Go on then

~~sex~~

<Adam>oh yeah, oh yeah.... oh Sally your ass is sweet
<jane> What the fuck?!?! Who the cunt is Sally? get off me you shit.. (struggles to get away)
<Adam> counts the seconds

~~penetration is lost~~

<Adam>12 seconds, result!

(you may want to explain to the wife what has happened!)

rodeo sex by Wozza Worrell July 25, 2008

Rodeo Fuck 

When the male first sticks his cock into either the ass or vagina, he then says to his partner your Sister, Mom, best friends, etc. (whatever will work best to achieve the angry reaction desired) Pussy/Ass is so much tighter. Then hold on for as long as you can trying to achieve climax. Then get the hell out of there.

Julies Dad shot and killed Charlie when he walked in on them and saw Charlie performing a rodeo fuck on his little princess.

Rodeo Fuck by Greggae January 29, 2010

rodeo smile 

when you fuck a chick on her period and pull out your bloody dick and rub it around her mouth in a circle to give her a clown face.

she said she couldnt fuck cause "its that time of month", so i said shut up and gave her a rodeo smile.

rodeo smile by groupie#1 January 16, 2007

Rodeo fuck 

The rodeo fuck is when your women of the evening gets on top to bang you, you strap in look her right in the eyes and tell her she's the ugliest girl you have ever fucked! Then you try and hold onto her for 8 seconds while she tries to get off.

Last night I wasn't able to complete the rodeo fuck with the woman twice my size.

Rodeo fuck by 69overkiller May 21, 2014

Rodeo Clown 

Your friends hide in the closet while you are doing your girl doggie style. They pop out and you try to ride her while she is trying to get away.

I totally rodeo clowned her.

Rodeo Clown by Austinsgoat February 22, 2010

rodeo rit 

an enjoyable game that is played on dancefloors with ugly women. A man begins dancing in close proximity to an ugly woman, and after putting his arms around her, proceeds to whisper in her ear "You are the ugliest girl I've ever seen." At this point she will try to free herself, and the challenge is to hold onto her as long as possible.

Cowpat won rodeo rit that night, as the girl's friends were needed to help remove him from that unfortunate ugly girl.

rodeo rit by lipenaar June 22, 2006

Rodeo Show 

A term used to desribe a situation in which a person becomes overly attached to another person in a none sexual manner. The attached person is what one would call an unwanted yes man.

"I hate Tony! He's always riding my jock like a rodeo show!" "Dude..stop with the rodeo show. What I said wasn't that funny

Rodeo Show by Rockbot2010 September 4, 2010