roast beef taco 

A sophomoric euphimism for the visible parts of female genitalia, owing to the resemblance to shaved meat.

"Her roast beef taco smells like fish, ironically."

roast beef taco by bellipotent July 27, 2006

roast beef curtains 

loose folds of skin which hangs from either side of the vaginal opening on some women

"I needed bungee cords and clothes pins to keep her roast beef curtains out of my way as I orally pleasured her."

roast beef curtains by Scott Martin June 29, 2006

roast beef drag lip 

Labia with a tinge of brown. Though they may appear to be fresh roast beef, do not try to serve them on a po-boy with gravy. Roast beef drag lips are, in fact, stained vagina.

Your grandmother asked me to help her douche. But when I noticed she was kicking the roast beef drag lip, I gave her a cunt punt.

roast beef drag lip by Anne Marie Vandencunt June 11, 2006

roast beef mud flaps 

Roast Beef Mud Flaps are the oversized lips of the vagina that resemble the mud flaps on a semi truck if they were made out of roast beef. This phenomena is often related to the woman having an excess of sexual partners, and/or extreme stretching by the use of sexual toys.

Chris: Hey man, did you end up hitting that last night?
Ken: Yeah, but it wasn't that great.
Chris: Why not?
Ken: Well, she had a massive set of roast beef mud flaps.

Chris: Were they that bad?
Ken: Yeah, it looked like she road a chainsaw to work everyday.

roast beef mud flaps by Queef Chief May 28, 2016

Roast Beef Cunt 

When an old, big lipped pussy flops all over the place like cold cuts flapping in the wind.

I went down on that hot ass milf today, but boy did she have a badass roast beef cunt

Roast Beef Cunt by Matthew J. Sullivan December 22, 2008

roast beef drapes 

The long wrinkled slivers of skin hanging from the center of the vagina of a loose bitch, in which looking like roast beef slices.

Nigger: Hey mayne, that was some bad pussy eatin' last night!

Bitch: Good shit?

Nigger: hell no bitch! Them roast beef drapes slapped me in the face!

roast beef drapes by whores July 2, 2008

Roast Beef Vagina 

When the female vagina resembles a few (3 or more) then slices of roast beef, often giving off a foul odor of dog shit.

Mike: Dude!! did you sleep with Kathryn
Joe: Yeah I her roast beef vagina reeked.

Roast Beef Vagina by ipherca August 11, 2008