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Rittenhouse

V. To put yourself in a terrible situation and then pretend to be a hero by “resolving” the situation.
I’m tired of everyone high fiving David over putting out that house fire. He totally Rittenhoused it by flicking his blunt into the laundry before peeing out the flames. He’s not a hero, he’s a total chode.
by NapoleonBonerfart November 19, 2021
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Rittenhouse

To be a terrorist who goes across state lines and murders unarmed protesters.
Jimbob Sisterfucker tried to be a Rittenhouse when he left his trailor and drove to the next state to shoot protesters. Luckily a protester grabbed his gun and beat him with it before he could actually shoot someone.
by Patriotic Leftie March 9, 2021
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the rite of spring

A ballet written placed in pagan Russia, during a tribe's Spring Sacrifice ritual. Composed by Igor Stravinsky in 1913, original choreography by Vaslav Nijinsky. It has two acts, Adoration of the Earth, and The Sacrifice.

But the cool thing is that this, this fucking literally caused a fucking riot in its opening night. The police had to be called, because it was so loud the dancers couldn't hear the music. People got punched in the face because this piece was so weird and dissonant. Then, a year later everyone loved it and it is often dubbed the turning point of modern music.
-Man, I really like the Rite of Spring.
-Are you insane? That piece doesn't even any sense.
by ShedoubleEran April 20, 2018
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Rittered

"whoa man, Costa is rittered, he drank wayyy too much.
by AMDC December 4, 2003
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Rilee

Hey poppi where’s Doug wiesler- Rilee
by Goofy gorl August 5, 2018
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Rite Aid

A place where all the cool kids from St. John's pharmacy school work. Responsibilities of a pharmacy intern include calling doctors, helping old people select the right stool softener, checking ID's for Plan B, and reconstituting amoxicillin powders.

Governed by the clever catch phrase "Win them over; Bring them back!"
John: wanna play ball tonight?
Jack: nah man, i gotta work at Rite Aid tonight
John: sweet, can u pick me up some Colace while you're there?
by jinjuice March 26, 2008
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Rittenhouse

1. Free as fuck.
2. Innocent.
3. Not guilty.
4. Staying strapped.
5. Putting sharps on point.
6. Taking out the the trash.
Guy 1: Did you smoke the last of the weed?

Guy 2: nah, dawg I'm Rittenhouse up in here.
by Rastathewhite November 20, 2021
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