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V. To put yourself in a terrible situation and then pretend to be a hero by “resolving” the situation.
I’m tired of everyone high fiving David over putting out that house fire. He totally Rittenhoused it by flicking his blunt into the laundry before peeing out the flames. He’s not a hero, he’s a total chode.
by NapoleonBonerfart November 20, 2021
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