rinklefalen

Humping a soapy washcloth in the bottom of a dry bathtub. (a form of masturbation)

I rinklefalen whenever my GF isn't in the mood brah.

by TroyS February 12, 2006

Rinkled

A feeling that you get after something bad or depressing happens to you... A feeling like your just rinkling up where you stand.

Dude my girlfriend just broke up with me... I'm feeling real rinkled right now. I don't feel like hanging out.

by 3azy May 16, 2007

Ringed-Out

Modern vernacular for having the infamous Xbox 360 Red Ring of Death.

"Sorry dude, I'd love to play Halo 3 with you, but I'm still ringed-out from that 12 hour Gears session."

by Eddie_the_Hated October 23, 2007

Riggle

When you are telling a joke/riddle, and you burst out laughing before the punch line, pissing off your friends when they never hear the end.

"Paul's riggle yesterday was so annoying."

by JZeb March 4, 2009

bowl ringer

An enormous turd that snakes all the way around the bowl.

Oh my god Nick, that bowl ringer wrapped around 3 times!

by Excaliber April 14, 2005

A double ringer

A poop that goes around the toilet two times.

"Yo jon i just did a double ringer"

"Whoa no shit!"

by wiggywig November 19, 2011

Ringler

That single onion ring waiting for you at the bottom of Burger King's fries.

I dragged my hand passed the jagged starchy peaks of Burger King's notoriously bad fries to find my taste-bud's salvation and salivation in the form of a crispy crunchy ringler.

by Grug The Just November 17, 2010