by KaderickKhan September 21, 2021
Get the Social Status Reset mug.When a man has not received oral sex from a woman for at least 3 months, he is the allowed to freely receive oral sex from ANY woman without being judged by his friends and/or family.
When a man has not had sex with a woman for at least 6 months, he is then allowed to freely have sex with ANY woman WITHOUT being judged by his friends and/or family.
The woman may be fat, ugly, old, young, really fat, fugly, or any combination herein. There is NO JUDGING allowed of any man that is legally eligible for a reset. Never ever!
When a man has not had sex with a woman for at least 6 months, he is then allowed to freely have sex with ANY woman WITHOUT being judged by his friends and/or family.
The woman may be fat, ugly, old, young, really fat, fugly, or any combination herein. There is NO JUDGING allowed of any man that is legally eligible for a reset. Never ever!
"Hey man, did you really have sex with that 300 pound chick with the mullet?!?"
"Yes bro, but you can kindly shut the fuck up because I'm on a reset, Ok?"
"Sorry dude, I didn't realize it had been that long since you had gotten laid... I won't judge though, do you need any more condoms?"
"Yes bro, but you can kindly shut the fuck up because I'm on a reset, Ok?"
"Sorry dude, I didn't realize it had been that long since you had gotten laid... I won't judge though, do you need any more condoms?"
by TreeSmokerAZ November 11, 2009
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A plan by one group of super-rich twunts to finally address climate change but ultimately keep the capitalist status quo, which other super-rich twunts (e.g. coal, gas, oil, and media outlets owned by the likes of Rupert Murdoch) don't want (for obvious reasons) and so are spinning as the dreaded (*spooky thunder*) Marxism/Socialism/Communism.
Whereas, in fact, The Great Reset will probably never take off and if it does it would merely be the cliched Band-aid on a gaping wound and not seriously address the systemic symptoms of Capitalism. e.g. the ever growing disparity between the rich and the poor.
Either way, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer and anyone buying into The Great Reset or the opposing propaganda are being played like fiddles.
Whereas, in fact, The Great Reset will probably never take off and if it does it would merely be the cliched Band-aid on a gaping wound and not seriously address the systemic symptoms of Capitalism. e.g. the ever growing disparity between the rich and the poor.
Either way, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer and anyone buying into The Great Reset or the opposing propaganda are being played like fiddles.
by Sven Svenkill December 21, 2020
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Get the resetti mug.When your bitch just doesn't wanna listen. You give her a slap with the back of your hand. After that her mind resets and she agrees accordingly.
by Martijn & Cameron August 6, 2014
Get the reset slap mug.The result of heavy drinking the previous night. The act of taking a large poo, cleansing your lower intestines of any obstruction, resetting your bowels to their original empty state.
The intentional use of alchohol to aid in the evacuation of one's bowels.
The intentional use of alchohol to aid in the evacuation of one's bowels.
"We drank a lot last night! I need to go hit that reset button" beer shit
"I've been backed up lately, I need to drink a 40 so I can hit that reset button"
"I've been backed up lately, I need to drink a 40 so I can hit that reset button"
by dub-cox September 8, 2013
Get the reset button mug.The term used to describe the act of curling up into a ball after an embarrsing or painfull events. It's primary function is to block out reality untill the event has been forgotten by the people who witnessed it. A state of resetting can last any length of time as usually makes the situation alot more embarrasing.
Nat: *falls down the last two steps and curls up into a ball to block out reality*
Daz: Lol, RESETTING sinabit Nat.
Daz: Lol, RESETTING sinabit Nat.
by gazamano May 12, 2010
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