Have you checked TheMuddinReport.com to see if the mud conditions are prime today? The Muddin' Report!!!
by mud_king February 27, 2009

A legally binding federal document that can be altered to fit however you feel on a particular day. Usually A Mueller Report says one thing, then a second document is released on a later date that is changed or altered to say whatever the author chooses. A Mueller Report is often confusing, contradictory, and is hard to believe it is taken seriously, but it is.
"Donald, our company stands to lose millions" Let's file A Mueller Report to the shareholders, and after the dust settles, we'll change it to keep the dummies happy. "
by James Westen April 18, 2019

A plethora of information from a certain county spread amongst an ambitious shift during lounge time. Presented in a form of a news update. The provider of the information is talented and well conditioned at this act.
by paul malls and mt dew December 9, 2010

by Fabio J March 28, 2006

person 1: oi mate how drunk did you get last night?
Person 2: ah well I'll give you the beverage report.
Person 2: ah well I'll give you the beverage report.
by alf dent April 15, 2013

A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.
by a sad child who got an F December 28, 2020

i need help, i don’t have a stupid definition for this shit. please, i need to shout but i don’t know what to say or who to say this to. help me
by Anthropoid.Ape on instagram November 27, 2020
