Stiffy Relief

The physical and emotional relief a man feels after orgasm when he's been aroused or deprived of sexual satisfaction for an extended period of time. This condition is also known as "Blue Balls".

Stiffy Relief can be achieved by masturbation or with a sexual partner.

Stiffy Relief has been achieved when the penis is limp, shriveled and it's owner is smiling :)

"Oh Baby, I'm aching, how about some stiffy relief?"

"Dude, she may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but she's the best at providing great stiffy relief."

"Obviously the fool was thinkin' that buying me a beer was enough to qualify him for some stiffy relief!"

by Joy Lovewell November 2, 2009

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Rellik

The most powerful dark energy in existance, this "being" is inhabited by only one human every 4035 thousand years. During this time the host will gain power unimaginable and will eventually consume everything in its path. Right now the Rellik energy is being hosted in a being known as Max and with the energy he is known as; Rellik <the cactus man> Hyperion. Whenever the host dies the Rellik energy is reincarnated by means of spit. Meaning when the host dies every place he has spat will have him reincarnated at his most powerful point.

Rellik is what it is.

by Spikey Hair Max November 30, 2006

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