A "country boy". Does not mean that he/she is a racist person. They like to have fun. They usually hunt, fish other shit that is outdoors. They most likely have a truck. Drink beer. Don't wear no skater shoes, they wear boots. with there fucking pant up. not around there fucking ass. Aint scarred to fight. Most likely works on a ranch and can kick your ass.
Dont mess with my redneck.
by 1110032 April 24, 2010
Unlike what some dumbasses think rednecks are not uneducated, dumb people from the woods. In reality most rednecks are extremely smart but that doesn't mean they go to Harvard or Yale that means they can do things like repair a car or explain how hydraulics work unlike all you foreign car driving, city dwelling, stupid ass, mother fucking city people that couldn't change a tire on a fucking ford to save your life. Rednecks are always caring and nice people that only get mad when you stupid people decide to offend them or there family or there country. Rednecks are not alcoholics they don't constantly drink they only drink after a hard days of work unlike you lawyers and shit that don't know what that is. If it weren't for the rednecks in this world then nobody would be able to survive.
City person in a bar: ah I hate those stupid as hicks they are good for nothing.
City person on his way home:damn my wheel thingy broke now I need a tow truck
Tow truck company: um were sorry we can't attend to you right now...
The person that answered the phone was a redneck,that owns the company, that was sitting in the bar next to the city person
City person on his way home:damn my wheel thingy broke now I need a tow truck
Tow truck company: um were sorry we can't attend to you right now...
The person that answered the phone was a redneck,that owns the company, that was sitting in the bar next to the city person
by JOBurn October 28, 2011
country & western lovin,gun totin,mullet wearin,zz top lookalikes. dont drive home if u aint got a ute...
by anthill September 13, 2007
by muhummed muhummed January 13, 2004
1. Racist white trash mother f**ker
2. Idiot
3. Has sex with own family
4. Believes Blacks,Latinos,Jews,Gays,
Lesbians and Asians are to blame for
9/11
5. Lives in a Trailer
6. Believes all Lations are Mexicans and and that Puerto ricans,cubans and
other Hispanic groups dont exist
7. Believes that people like Colin
Powell and other powerfull minorities
shoulndt have those jobs
8. Believes the south will rise and
slavery will be made legal again
9. Type of woman who enjoys being
abused by husband or boyfriend and is a cheep slut
10.Blames democrats for the reason that
miniorities live in houses and they
live in trailers
11.Fat,overweight and dumb
2. Idiot
3. Has sex with own family
4. Believes Blacks,Latinos,Jews,Gays,
Lesbians and Asians are to blame for
9/11
5. Lives in a Trailer
6. Believes all Lations are Mexicans and and that Puerto ricans,cubans and
other Hispanic groups dont exist
7. Believes that people like Colin
Powell and other powerfull minorities
shoulndt have those jobs
8. Believes the south will rise and
slavery will be made legal again
9. Type of woman who enjoys being
abused by husband or boyfriend and is a cheep slut
10.Blames democrats for the reason that
miniorities live in houses and they
live in trailers
11.Fat,overweight and dumb
Bobby ray is going to KKK meeting cause he black neighbor is the owner of car dealership and Jake and Bobby got married
by chevydriver007 February 14, 2005
Close-minded, conservative, degenerate, self-important, inbred, sick, uneducated, racist, unsanitary, average, hateful, rambling, confused, unorganized freeloaders who I really wish their parents should have had plans including abortion.
YEEEEHAAAWWWWW! I wear a cowboy hat all the time and its not even Halloween yet. . . .
God Help us all. . . .the nation is run by imbred cowboy horsefuckers. . . . .
God Help us all. . . .the nation is run by imbred cowboy horsefuckers. . . . .
by JOE BOB CLETUS SHEEPFUCKER December 12, 2004
The standard populators of small town America. Red necks usually live in double wide trailers 1-5 miles outside city limits, typically on a dirt road. Red necks never go to real colleges (a few will push their way through the local community college to get degrees in automotive technology or welding but they cringe their teeth and dread every minute of it). Instead Rednecks tend to get manual blue collar jobs straight out of high school and continue to live with their parents for many years after graduation (assuming that they graduate. Most don't). Rednecks' lives revolve around cars, they talk about cars all day long every day and every time you try to change the subject they bring it back to cars. They hate anything new or foreign made and only like old beat up 1970s american clunkers with half the roof rusted off and the other half of the paint chipped right off, the kind of cars you have to warm up in the summer time. These cars are their pride and joy and they spend 50 percent of their pay checks every month on picking up "new" parts from the junk yard to fix this or that (the other 50 percent goes to budweiser and Kentucky deluxe "whiskey"). Rednecks love to buy old clunkers with no engine from the local junkyard and letting them sit on their lawn. They usually brag that these cars COULD be nice someday. Rednecks are trapped in the small towns they were born in and never leave, although most will brag night and day that next week they're moving to Los Angeles or New York City. Rednecks are extremely crude and have no concept of social pragmatism. Total strangers will try to brag to you about how big their wang is and try to force you to tell them how big you are. Rednecks continue to live in 17th century and usually father ten children with different women of various ages between 15 and 40. Rednecks will usually call you at midnight on a weeknight just to brag about a new part they got out of a junkyard to improve their old clunker.
Rednecks are scared shitless of large cities. They claim that there's way too much traffic, prices are too high, too much crime, too many liberals, people are too rude etc and tend to go on vacation to places way out in the middle of nowehere (obscure lakes, the woods, etc).
Redneck societies are usually split equally between two equally dreadful subsocieties:
1)The christian conservatives: typically a severely overweight husband and wife who go to church three times a week and constantly try to strong arm you into coming. Hard core baptists who take every chance they can to tell you you're going to hell unless you sign on the dotted line saying "Yes I ___ accept Jesus as my personal savior".
2)The drunks: unemployed slobs with ten children from different women who wander the dirt roads of town because they can't afford to buy gas for their old clunker cars. Beg random strangers for change to buy beer or whiskey.
Rednecks are scared shitless of large cities. They claim that there's way too much traffic, prices are too high, too much crime, too many liberals, people are too rude etc and tend to go on vacation to places way out in the middle of nowehere (obscure lakes, the woods, etc).
Redneck societies are usually split equally between two equally dreadful subsocieties:
1)The christian conservatives: typically a severely overweight husband and wife who go to church three times a week and constantly try to strong arm you into coming. Hard core baptists who take every chance they can to tell you you're going to hell unless you sign on the dotted line saying "Yes I ___ accept Jesus as my personal savior".
2)The drunks: unemployed slobs with ten children from different women who wander the dirt roads of town because they can't afford to buy gas for their old clunker cars. Beg random strangers for change to buy beer or whiskey.
Rednecks are such a drag. Thank God they're all confined to the small towns of America and never venture out to our Large cities.
by axle rose's mansion September 11, 2009