Rectals

a.k.a. Sliders. A greesy late night mini-hamburger, most likely purchased from White Castle, usually causing severe pelvic discomfort and bowel instability when consumed.

Man, I'm drunk and it doesn't look like I'm gonna get laid, let's go get some rectals!

by B. Miller October 22, 2003

rectal romeo

Someone who romances his way into someone's rectum

James is a Rectal Romeo

by Dave Baumgartner October 10, 2006

Rectal Smog

When one passes gas/farts/toots/etc so severely that it seems to change the density and consistency of the air.

"Man, that fart was so nasty it created some rectal smog! There's even a haze!"

"These beans are going to help me release some rectal smog..."

by James the Crippler April 23, 2008

rectal brooming

To poke, prod, or otherwise attempt to insert the handle of a broom or mop (or any cylindrical object of the appropriate size, e.g., a flashlight) into the rectum.

This apparently is a hazing procedure that recently came to light in a story from Arizona in which two boys (aged 18 and 19 years old) were accused of performing "rectal brooming" on 18 middle school boys aged 11 to 15. Apparently, the victims' clothes remained on during the assualt. These charges were originally classified as felony sexual assualt, and later downgraded to a misdemeanor. The current spin is that the incidents were a hazing gone wrong. One of the boys charged is the son of a prominent politician and is a member of the Church of Latter Day Saints, giving this incident widespread recognition and debate.

by T Grimes April 24, 2006

Rectal Baby

1) A really big turd that has moved into ones rectum and pushing to get out.

2) A big compacted poop created by having some bum loving before evacuating ones bowls.

Urgh, I think Im about to give birth to a rectal baby!

Hey Joe...I wanna have your rectal babies...

by FuzzyFrog July 26, 2010

Rectalplasm

Noun- a sticky and gelatinous residue originating in the anus, often produced from anal sex.

"I stuck it in her back door last night, now I have rectalplasm all over my sheets."

by Rip Van Stinkhole October 10, 2011

Rectal Vomiting

The process of defecating that is subject to a large volume being passed in waves, during one sitting.

Guy 1: Dude, why were you in the bathroom for so long.

Guy 2: Man, that was some bad Chinese food – rectal vomiting was not my idea on spending the last hour.

by slappynappy August 27, 2013