rectal haberdashery

Complex term used to describe an asshat, typically so the asshat standing in front of you doesn't understand what you said.

You: Hey, look at that fine example of rectal haberdashery holding up the line.
Asshat: Rectal what? Was that a compliment?

by rm_you November 3, 2005

rectalfit

to adjust something in a half-assed way; make operable or workable by rigging up something, usually temporarily and quickly, just to get by

He didn't have the part he needed so he rectalfit the broken radiator hose with duct tape.

by jhwilson August 4, 2007

Rectal Death

When a man covers himself in lubricant and fully enters a woman's anus... fully.

Guy - "Woah dude, i just gave my girl the rectal death!"
Other Guy- Woah man how is she?
Guy - Im pretty sure i punctured her stomach on the way out, but lets not worry about that

by Analman April 10, 2008

rectalrookin

A good assfucking. Hard enough to induce vomiting of cum from the other end (mouth).

I gave Lisa a good rectalrookin last night. She vomited my cum.

by rookindameat June 15, 2009

rectal butter

The unknown and rather disturbing substance that accumulates under your nails following scratching an itchy ass; a less dense form of ass cheese.

Also, a reference to something nasty;

"DUDE! Quit digging in your ass! Now you have rectal butter under your nails!"

"That chick needs to take a damn shower! She smells like rectal butter!"

by m_4_reall March 12, 2010

Rectal Ghosts

Spirits who have homosexual tendencies. It is often theorosized that they are the cause of all homosexuality within this world. They communicate by penetrating their victim's anus with their spirit penis and ejaculating ectoblasm into the inners of their anus. It is considered an honor in some native american societies.

Chris: Oh dude, I felt something in my butt!!??
Liam: wasn't me bro!
Luke: are you fuckin' kidding me?
Chris: No, it's icy hot!
Liam: oh golly gee!
Luke: ...yeah, that must be the rectal ghosts

by DiesIrae92 December 27, 2011

rectal nectar

The fart juice that my GF got on her fingers because I asked her to itch my asshole through my pants.

"That rectal nectar is so potent and juicy it transcends the laws of pants fabric."

by MaddiesBitch December 27, 2018