Qwertysquirt

When a girl fingers herself near a computer. The resulting ejaculation or "squirt" from the girl is known as a "Qwertysquirt" if it gets on the keyboard.

The other day I was watching TV in my apartment when I heard my girlfriend moaning in the room next to mine. I opened the door just in time to see her Qwertysquirt all over her keyboard.

by Moose3333 November 30, 2010

qwertyfuck

1. The repeated typing of 'qwertyfuck' into someone's computer, with the intent of annoying them.

2. Inserting 'qwertyfuck' into an important piece of work, preferably not your own, in order to confuse the reader or get the writer into trouble.

3. The general spamming of someone's keyboard, by hitting random keys.

'Joe's left the room, let's qwertyfuck the hell out of him.'

'Can you stop qwertyfucking me, this is a really important piece of work!'

by insanejohan March 29, 2009

qwertyasdfghzxcvbn

u cant go sleeping and u type the 1st 6 words in yr keyboard.
I am soooooooooooooo bored that i typed this!

qwertyasdfghzxcvbn!

by ppgpp109 January 29, 2021

Query

ask a question about something

I had just one query. Want a sprite cranberry?

by Tyleraidan October 30, 2020

quertyyouayeohpeeayesdeeesgeeatchjaykayelzeeexcveebeeenem

When you try to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm formally.

I typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm formally and it turned out like this: quertyyouayeohpeeayesdeeesgeeatchjaykayelzeeexcveebeeenem

by RGBW November 4, 2018

Feeling Qwerty

The act of engaging in local, or long distance, chat sex through various IM systems, Facebook, or other popular outlets.

Feeling qwerty after not having seen his girlfriend in two weeks, Ben decides to engage in some sexual talk with Jeni over Facebook.

by wildlobo71 September 6, 2011

qwerty typo

A typo made because those letters are next to or close to each other on a qwerty keyboard.

OH MY GOF - a typical qwerty typo

by fannyballs October 25, 2010